5 More Thoughts for Restaurants

As an added bonus to 27 Thoughts for Restaurants, here are 5 more thoughts for you to consider:

They say, 'We're out.'
I say, 'My refrigerator is out. That's why I came here. Never, never never run out.'

They say, 'Do you need a refill?'
I say, 'My glass has been empty for 6 minutes. I should have had a refill when I was half done with my first drink.'

They say, all of our soups are made fresh.
I say, 'fresh' doesn't mean it came out of a bag.

They say, it's extra for 'that' side.
I say, a side, is a side, is a side. Is my extra 25cents going to save your business?

They say, it's natural, organic and green.
I say, does that mean it's good for me or that it just costs more?

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