Leave the romance at the door.
I was extremely excited over the past couple weeks when my local McDonald's had "McCafe Coming Soon" signs in their windows.
McCafe is McDonald's attempt to finally take over the world and put Starbucks out of business. It's not a separate concept completely, rather it's a small build out inside of a current McDonald's location. They offer a limited number of espresso drink choices: Cappuccino, Latte and Mocha at significantly lower prices than their competitors. (Read more about McCafe here)
The concept sounds revolutionary. Starbucks quality coffee at basically half the price. Right? McDonald's Premium Coffee and Iced Coffee are awesome, so I figured that their espresso drinks would follow the same standard.
I arrive at McDonald's with the McCafe expecting a total make over of a section of the restaurant.....however it wasn't quite what I expected. All they did was take 1/4 of the front teal counter and make it brown, extending it about 1 foot out in front of the rest of the counter. A menu is above the brown section with the drink selections.
Hmmmm....ok, I'm already a little disappointed. Yes I was wrong for thinking that it would be some indulgent experience - after all I was at McDonald's. However, if you look at the picture above it appears that McCafe is some remarkable enchanting experience - shame on me for believing in it.
I place my order, pay and the McD employee asks my name, which he ever so delicately wrote on the top of my receipt. I went poking around the high brown counter trying to see the magic happen. As you might imagine - everything is automated. There are espresso beans on the top of the machine - but I didn't hear any beans grind. I saw the employee pour milk in my cup - but didn't hear the milk steam. I saw the espresso come out, but couldn't see it as it went right into my cup.
Before I knew it, my name was called and I was handed my McCafe Mocha. Unlike the picture, no whipped cream on top. I took my sip.....hmmmm tastes like hot chocolate, kinda. Did I order hot chocolate or does McDonald's not have any idea what they're doing? I drink some more....yes, yes I can taste the chocolate but I can't taste the coffee. So - it's good, but it'
s a Mocha that has been transformed by McDonald's. They have taken a beautifully romantic experience and made it into a process with no emotion. Soon, Americans everywhere (not that they aren't already) will be walking around drinking their McCafe Mochas thinking they are so cultured (especially when a small is just over $2).
Starbucks started it by handing every 11 year old Frappuchinos. McDonald's is finishing it by giving every McDonald's eating American a reason to love espresso.
Espresso is about romance, taste, indulgance, passion and a heart warming experience. It's not about automated machines, the smell of cheeseburgers, and poor quality taste. Espresso doesn't belong in McDonalds and french fries don't belong in Starbucks.
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Monday, November 3, 2008
McCafe Brews False Hopes
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Burnt Coffee,
Espresso,
McCafe,
McDonald's,
Mocha,
My Starbucks Idea,
Romance
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