I like the internet.
I like food.
I hate ordering food on the internet.
My journey to order food online started with a simple idea from my wife: try the new Pizza Hut Natural Pizza. At first, it sounded awful. Why the HECK would I want pizza from Pizza Hut when there are plenty of local pizza places all over the place? However, the commercials had gotten to both of us and we figured it was only $9.99 so it was worth a try.
Haven't heard of the new Natural Pizza?
Basically, it's Pizza Hut's attempt to compete with local pizza shops by using all "natural" ingredients and multi grain crust. Read the full details here.
We made our decision and my wife says, "Why don't you order the pizza online?"
Ok, I think, that sounds like something fun and different. (I have never ordered pizza online before).
I sit down at the computer, thinking this should only take a couple of minutes. After all - it's suppose to be faster, easier and more convenient than just picking up and calling my order in, right?
We visit PizzaHut.com, click the Online Ordering link and go through the process of "logging in" with our email address.
After we get in, the process for placing the order is severely complex. First, select one of their 30 "types" of pizza, then select if you want to "create your own" or just quick order a cheese etc.
Once you have selected your type of pizza you select your size. For some unknown and completely unnecessary reason, The Natural only comes in Medium. Frankly, this just isn't enough and the Medium costs $9.99. (A little much wouldn't you say since this is basically fast food pizza?)
We finally manage to finish selecting our pizza, toppings and go to check out.
WAIT!
Before I can check out and place my order I have to create a profile. Why? Because Pizza Hut wants all of my precious information. It doesn't benefit me by completing a profile on their site yet I'm forced against my will to spend countless more minutes of my precious time answering their *required questions.
I complete the profile, enter my email, then enter funky letters (uk5g6) to verify I'm a living human being and click, Complete.
Error: Please enter a valid user name. (err, ok I guess I'll make up a different one)
Click, Complete
Error: Please enter a valid Birth month (Apparently it got reset when I clicked Complete again)
Click, Complete
Error: Please check that you agree to the terms and conditions. (um, ok I already checked this once)
Click, Complete
Error: Please enter a valid Birth month (UGH! Does this STUPID thing KEEP RESETTING every time I click complete?!!?)
Tick, tick, tick - it's been over 10 minutes since I started. I could have called and had the pizza half way cooked by now.
I almost gave up, but since I was so deep in to the process I was determined to finish.
Finally, with one last click I manage to get through and I'm notified of my estimated delivery time: 7:37pm. I look at the clock on the wall.....that's 20 minutes from the time I placed my order.
Hmm.....pizza ordered, cooked and delivered in 20 minutes? What are they microwaving these things?
The pizza arrives at 7:34pm (wow that was fast and yes, it probably was microwaved) and much to my delight it's about the size of a normal, every day dessert pie. So basically, it's tiny.
I don't need to go in to great detail here, I'm sure you've already guessed how I feel about this pizza after my exhausting experience ordering it online. Basically it's a Pizza Hut pizza with different crust. Is it better than normal Pizza Hut pizza? Sure. Is it worth $9.99? No.
Now the bigger question at hand here. Why the heck does Pizza Hut think that Online Ordering is a good idea? No one can possibly be enjoying this service! It's irritating, long, process driven and IT'S NOT FASTER THAN ORDERING ON THE PHONE! Is this just some desperate tactic to eliminate ALL customer - employee interaction?
It seems to me that restaurant companies that offer the "amazing service" of Online Ordering THINK it's something customers want. I'm guessing though, that if they really asked people, the truth would come out: we want someone to take our order, be friendly, get it right (with no errors) and do it fast.
We don't need bells and whistles, we need authentic personal service.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Pizza Hut Online Headache
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