The Bottom of the Blizzard

Everyone loves Dairy Queen Blizzards. No one loves the bottom.

First, the ice cream is runny and melted. Second there are no candy chunks on the bottom.

Personally I am a Reese's blizzard man, and I enjoy the entire delicious treat until I reach 75% down and realize that the candy stops there. Now I have runny ice cream with no candy chunk. Lucky for me, my wife for some unknown reason loves the bottom with just the plain ice cream, her rationale is beyond me.

If you know how to eat, you most likely will try to save the best part of your meal for last. This is virtually impossible when eating a DQ Blizzard. The best part of the dessert is on the top, and there is no way to get to the bottom first unless you attempt to flip the bottom on the top.

Don't be tricked by this picture. You know what the bottom looks like...

How difficult could it possibly be for the DQ staff to put the candy chunks on the bottom, before adding the ice cream and on top?! Then the Blizzard can be mixed to perfection in every bite. This seems like a reasonable solution to the candy chunkless epidemic that has been sweeping the nation since the Blizzard's conception.

If the DQ staff can do the fancy upside down Blizzard trick before they serve it to you, can they please just add extra candy chunk in too?

I wish I could boycott the bottom of the Blizzard. But, as we all know and my wife just pointed out to me, I'm never actually going to NOT eat the bottom of the Blizzard.